gayku no. 8-11: f-word edition

Vier dralle Dreizeiler zum ältesten Thema der Welt. Rrrrrrr …

Why is it you fuck
As hard and fast as you can?
I’m not a PlayStation.

Forty-seven times
You said, “Give me that pussy.”
I have no pussy.

I know you think I
Like it when you slap my ass.
You are mistaken.

“I’m coming!” you shout.
As if no one had ever
Managed it before.

All (c) J.D.

gayku no. 5-7

Zur Feier meines Jubeltages gibt’s gleich drei gaykus, die ein wenig meine eigene Stimmung beschreiben:

Ich bin 30.
Heute: eine Geburtstagsparty.
Morgen: das Heim.

It’s Dorian Gray
In reverse: you aged, and yet
Your photo stayed young.

“I have a boyfriend.”
We’ve been talking three hours.
You are a bastard.

gayku no.4

You’re cruel and petty.
And you like to make me cry.
When can you move in?

gayku no.3

Group sex would be great
If it weren’t for this sad truth:
People have elbows.

gayku no.2

I’m considering
Giving up casual sex:
I hate the subway.

gayku no.1

I’m on a new diet:
Atkins for the Soul. Sorry,
But you’re full of carbs.
(c) J.D.