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gayku no. 8-11: f-word edition

Posted by stylebitch on January 6, 2008

Vier dralle Dreizeiler zum ältesten Thema der Welt. Rrrrrrr …

Why is it you fuck
As hard and fast as you can?
I’m not a PlayStation.

Forty-seven times
You said, “Give me that pussy.”
I have no pussy.

I know you think I
Like it when you slap my ass.
You are mistaken.

“I’m coming!” you shout.
As if no one had ever
Managed it before.

All (c) J.D.


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gayku no. 5-7

Posted by stylebitch on December 28, 2007

Zur Feier meines Jubeltages gibt’s gleich drei gaykus, die ein wenig meine eigene Stimmung beschreiben:

Ich bin 30.
Heute: eine Geburtstagsparty.
Morgen: das Heim.

It’s Dorian Gray
In reverse: you aged, and yet
Your photo stayed young.

“I have a boyfriend.”
We’ve been talking three hours.
You are a bastard.

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gayku no.4

Posted by stylebitch on December 12, 2007

You’re cruel and petty.
And you like to make me cry.
When can you move in?

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gayku no.3

Posted by stylebitch on December 6, 2007

Group sex would be great
If it weren’t for this sad truth:
People have elbows.

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gayku no.2

Posted by stylebitch on November 26, 2007

I’m considering
Giving up casual sex:
I hate the subway.

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gayku no.1

Posted by stylebitch on November 24, 2007

I’m on a new diet:
Atkins for the Soul. Sorry,
But you’re full of carbs.
(c) J.D.

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