you say i’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing …

Q & A to start the day: 100 Fragen, 100 Antworten

Posted by stylebitch on September 1, 2008

Lange hat mich kein Stöckchen mehr interessiert, die Zeit, als ich mich nach den Psychofragebögen in der Cosmo verzehrt habe, ist ja nun doch schon ein paar Wochen vorbei. Aber hier habe ich einfach mal “zugeschnappt” und es brav – beantwortet – zu euch getragen, dearest bitchlings.

100 Fragen, 100 bitchy Antworten.

At First:
001. Name — Stylebitch
002. Spitzname -– The Bitch aka Goddess of the Fashionably Challenged alias Cher’s prodigal son
003. Single oder Vergeben? — Flying solo. In first class
004. Sternzeichen — Capricorn
005. Männlich oder Weiblich? — Male, female, that is like so 70s …
006. Wohnort — Earth.
007. Schule –- Still learning
008. Haarfarbe — Constantly changing, but kinda brownish …
009. Lang/Kurz — My hair?
010. Gesundheitsfreak –- Jep, but I let myself go once in a while … every two days … well, you know!
011. Grösse –- Last time I checked 186 cm or 6’1
012. In irgendjemand verknallt –- You mean except from daily brief crushes on actors, musicians, the boy at Starbucks? Nope. But someday my prince … [yawn]
013. Magst du dich selbst? — I try very hard to. Sometimes even successfully
014. Piercings –- Had an earring once. Get’s tiresome at airports
015. Tattoos –- Not yet and maybe never. Was thinking of getting one in Vegas recently, but shyed away from it
016. Rechts oder Links –- In a political sense? Mainly liberal with the occasional swing to the left and right. Depends on the issue!
017. Augenfarbe –- Greenish
018. Schuhgrösse — 43, but will squezze my feet in gorgeous shoes in a smaller size if necessary
019. Geschwister? — Not really …
020. Dumm oder intelligent? –- I’ll be whatever you want me to be ;-).
021. Brav oder böse? –- see 20; good boys go to heaven, bitches go everywhere. And look awesome doing it!

Erstes Mal:
022. Erste OP –- Years ago, nothing serious. Already saving for plastic surgery, though
023. Erstes Piercing –- My earring? That was in the late eighties
024. Erste/r beste/r Freund/in –- Karolin
025. Erste Auszeichnung –- Received an award three years ago for creating a new word. Can’t tell you more here, sorry
026. Erster Sport -– Apart from sports at school? Track ‘n’ fields for many years, then table tennis, then ballroom dancing. Stop laughing, bitchlings!
027. Erstes Haustier –-“Billy”, a green-yellow budgy
028. Erster Urlaub –- No clue. But lead a busy jetset life from an early age on
029. Erstes Konzert –- Not sure. David Hasselhoff around ’91?
030. Erstes Mal richtig verliebt –- Buy my memoir

Im Moment:
031. Essen — No thanks, I’m stuffed. Guiltily so
032. Trinken –- Water. senza gas, per favore
033. Was ich als nächstes tun werde… — Finish this questionnaire, watch CSI:NY on my iPhone, brush teeth, sleep.
034. Stimmung – Oh, don’t ask
035. Was ich anhab — A rather un-glamourous “house dress”. With a slight hint of Dolce & Gabbana “The One”

Deine Zukunft:
036. Kinder –- Spare me
037. Heiraten –- Don’t think so
038. angestrebte Karriere – Something fun & lucrative

Was ist toller am anderen Geschlecht?
039. Lippen oder Augen? — Both would be great, wouldn’t it *lol*
040. Umarmen oder Küssen? — Yes, please. Who are you?
041. Grösser oder Kleiner? — Same size would be nice
042. Romantisch oder Spontan? –- How about a spontaneous romantic? Call me!
043. Schöner Bauch oder schöne Arme? –- Definitely a beautiful (meaning FLAT) belly. Although toned arms don’t hurt either
044. Sensibel oder Laut? — If your are sensitive, I might scream. At some point …
045. Draufgänger oder Zweifler? — Probably both and always at the wrong moment

Bist/Hast du schon mal:
046. Einen Fremden geküsst — Once I had kissed him he was a stranger no more
047. Seifenblasen getrunken — No, though I don’t mind the occasional bubbly at all!!
048. Brille oder Kontaktlinsen verloren — No, but destroyed
049. Von Zuhause abgehauen — No, but wanted to. I might actually go now, see ya …
050. Einen Knochen gebrochen — Still waiting for it *lol*
051. Jemandem das Herz gebrochen — Which bitch hasn’t. Comes with the territory. Love.
052. Festgenommen worden — No, I’m not into uniforms and bad cops with huge … guns
053. Abblitzen lassen — YES
054. Geweint, als jemand gestorben ist — Yeah
055. In einen Freund verknallt gewesen — YES

Glaubst du an:
056. Dich? –- Of course, no one does it for me
057. Wunder? — No, and waiting for one might mean wasting precious life(time)
058. Liebe auf den ersten Blick? — Yes, and that it’s probably not meant to last
059. Den Himmel? –- I strongly believe in soemthing. Out there
060. Den Weihnachtsmann? –- I don’t fancy old men with white beards dressed in red who live with elves and deer. Do you?
061. Sex beim ersten Date? –- Is that a question of “believe”? What happens, happenzzzzzz!
062. Küssen beim ersten Date? –- … happenzzzzzz!!
063. Engel? — see 59

Ehrlich beantworten:
064. Gibt es eine oder mehrere Personen, die du jetzt gern bei dir hättest? — Sure
065. Weiß er/sie davon? –- No
066. Hattest du schon mal mehrere Partner zur gleichen Zeit? –- No, too confusing. I try to stay focused
067. Glaubst du an Gott? –- see 59

Über deine Freunde:
068. Wie viel gute Freunde hast du? — A handful
069. Wie heissen sie? –- You’ll have to hack my iPhone to find out
070. Wie lange kennst du sie schon? –- Long enough
071. Sind sie wichtig für dich? –- Sure thing!!

072. Musik –- I have favorites in nearly EVERY genre. But, yes, I LOVELOVELOVE music!!!
073. Film -– check back later on my blog, I am working on several best-of lists, ok?
074. Band –- see 72
075. Getränk — Water. Good coffee. Champagne. (in order of amount consumed)
076. Speise –- Fish. Pasta. Salads. Soups. Bread, though I’m trying to quit
077. Sendung — CSI, CSI:NY, Damages, Gossip Girl, My Life on the D-List, The Cho Show, The Closer, Dirt, Dexter, Dr. 90210, Heroes, Hell’s Kitchen & almost everything on the Food Network, Jericho and many more.
078. Sender –- VOX, ARD (Tatort) sowie Arte & ZDF (wg. Unter Verdacht – läuft erst beim einen, dann beim anderen Sender); in general I don’t watch much tv. More into iTuned tv series from the USA on my iPhone
079. Mensch –- Has to be me, right?
080. Beschäftigung –- Singing! Writing!!
081. Satz — When the going get’s tough, the tough go shopping.
082. Teil – Alien II, Terminator II
083. CD – An all-time favorite album? Pretty random, but I’d say “Affirmation” from Savage Garden, “Sunset Boulevard”, “Rebecca” and “Hairspray” – from the musical theatre aisle
084. Hörspiel –- Oh, audio books are one of my passions. How about “Der Schwarm” and the “Agent Pendergast” series by Douglas Preston & Lincoln Cild (read in english by the wonderful René Auberjonois)
085. Buch –- “Shopaholic”, “The Firm”, “War Paint”
086. Handy –- My iPhone 3G. Never thought I could have such loving feelings for a gadget. But it really complements my lifestyle
087. Farbe –- Black & bunt
088. Geld –- There’s nothing like the green back. Heaps of it
089. Werbung –- The nastier, kinkier the better. Check this out
090. Muster –- Glencheck. Stripes
091. Internetseite — Many. Check my blogroll
092. Familenmitglied –- My mum
093. Stift — Montblanc “StarWalker”
094. Schrift —not mine, that’s for sure

…und zum Schluss:
095. Freust du dich, dass du nun fast am Ende bist? –- I was just warmin’ up …
096. Warum hast du den Test gemacht? –- Why not, my shrink charges for such acts of self exploration
097. Hat es dir Spass gemacht, die Fragen zu beantworten? –- Oh well, …
098. Würdest du ihn weiterempfehlen? –- Grab it while it’s still hot
099. Was möchtest du zum Schluss noch sagen? –- Better bitchy than boring!
100. War das alles? –- NOT! AT! ALL!


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