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you say i’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing …

stylebitch says #62

Posted by stylebitch on September 11, 2008

Female lawyer: Did you see that video where that girl from South Carolina was asked why Americans can’t read maps?
Male lawyer: Yeah, she was a teenage beauty contestant. I tell you, I’ve heard drunk girls with two dicks in their mouth make more sense than that bitch.
Female lawyer: Don’t call her a bitch. She was probably just nervous.
Male lawyer: Excuse me, she’s a beauty contestant. The only difference between a beauty contestant and an inflatable doll is where you blow into them.
Female lawyer: Excuse me, but I was in a few beauty contests when I was a teenager.
Male lawyer: Really? So tell me, why can’t Americans read maps?

(Quelle)

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