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Sunday Song #37: Christmas S-P-E-C-T-A-C-U-L-A-R Edition

Posted by stylebitch on December 22, 2008

Just thought I’d post a couple of my favorite Christmas (and kinda X-mas related) songs, all of which DON’T feature Wham!


“Christmas in America” (Melissa Etheridge)


“Crucified” (Army of Lovers)


“Hard Candy Christmas” (Dolly Parton)


“Vienna” (Linda Eder)


“Pie Jesu” (Anna Netrebko & Andrew Swait)


“A Christmas Duel” (Cyndi Lauper vs. The Hives)

Stay bitchy :))

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Deliver. Keep the promise. End HIV prejudice. World Aids Day 2008

Posted by stylebitch on December 1, 2008

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Wie die Erde zu retten ist …

Posted by stylebitch on October 22, 2008

“Könnt ein Anfang sein, wenn Du Dich traust …” (Rosenstolz)

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MadOnna vs Guy: Now it gets ugly …

Posted by stylebitch on October 21, 2008

From the moment I heard “MadOnna and Guy are mainly concerned about the well being of their children. They will do everything in their might …” blablabla – I knew: It will get nasty pretty soon. Please, every showbiz divorce gets ugly at some point, sooner or later. Sooner this time, coz the blame game is on already. “He called me a ‘granny'” – “She only fed me vegetable dumplings” – “He never REALLY loved me” – “She is a tyrant and having sex with her is like makjing love to a bony corpse” … [All quotes very rougly summarized by me, myself and moi – but you get a sense for their feud, right?] No she hired Heather Mills’ laywer and it’s all about the money not children from now on. As far as one knows as of now they don’t have a prenuptial agreement so he is entitled to have the fortune she amassed during their eight year marriage. So no more grannis in spandex gymnast costumes for Guy. Get yourself laid with a real woman, mate …

Oh, and Ms Ciccone, shant some Kaballah verses, have some organic soy milk and shut up.

P.S. Dear bitchlings, read it all here

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stylebitch says #85: “Dumbness according to Mrs. Robinson”, Part X

Posted by stylebitch on October 11, 2008

“She’s one tit short of an udder.” (Anne Robinson, former host of “The Weakest Link”)

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stylebitch says #84: “Dumbness according to Mrs. Robinson”, Part IX

Posted by stylebitch on October 10, 2008

“Whose brain will be donated to science and rejected.” (Anne Robinson, former host of “The Weakest Link”)

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stylebitch says #82: “Dumbness according to Mrs. Robinson”, Part VIII

Posted by stylebitch on October 9, 2008

“He’s so dense, light bends around him.” (Anne Robinson, former host of “The Weakest Link”)

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stylebitch says #81: “Dumbness according to Mrs. Robinson”, Part VII

Posted by stylebitch on October 8, 2008

“As a failure, you are a great success.” (Anne Robinson, former host of “The Weakest Link”)

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stylebitch says #80: “Dumbness according to Mrs. Robinson”, Part VI

Posted by stylebitch on October 7, 2008

“A few clowns short of a circus.” (Anne Robinson, former host of “The Weakest Link”)

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stylebitch says #79: “Dumbness according to Mrs. Robinson”, Part IV

Posted by stylebitch on October 5, 2008

“Which village is missing its idiot?” (Anne Robinson, former host of “The Weakest Link”)

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